So, if you are a server, you’ll know that people leave weird tips sometimes. I’m not talking about the inexplicably large tips, which are always nice, or even the dreaded nonexistent tip, which is always stupid. You get coupons, religious brochures, etc. Today, I got a Washington, which was taken back to the server station, aaaand, let’s just say I think someone was bored.


I never ignore quirky tips, so this one will live on in the internet forever. Hooray! Tune next time when I ponder whether or not servers will learn to stop defacing federal reserve notes. (Probably not.)